Shit my sleeping boyfriend says

Hi

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:44:27 -0400

I guess I'm not in on the joke

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:11:00 -0500

Mungo boyfriend: (laughing while sleeping)
Me: what’s so funny over there?
Mungo boyfriend: Heh, sass. You gotta problem with that?

For when you have no time

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 13:04:01 -0400

Mungo boyfriend: Send your fax on the go
Me: what fax?
Mungo boyfriend: your fancy underwear app.

Don't go there

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 00:38:59 -0400

Mungo boyfriend: woah, did you just lay down in the no fly zone?

What?

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:40:46 -0400

Mungo Boyfriend: mmmm tour meddling good

We're on a boat!

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:16:34 -0400

Mungo boyfriend: OH MY GOD IM SO SLEEPY… Mumble mumble… Is there even enough wind?
Me: what?
Mungo boyfriend: shhh, I’ve gotta steer this boat.

He's not the only one

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 10:59:48 -0400

Heard from mungo that I was talking in my sleep…
Me: kill them! Kill them aaaaaalllllll!!!

I'm Sorry!

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 06:55:47 -0400

Sleeping Boyfriend: They’re very upset.

Me: Who’s very upset.

Sleeping Boyfriend: The quesadillas.

Me: The quesadillas?

Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. You yelled at them and now they’re upset.

Me: Oh no! I’m sorry! Will you tell them I apologize?

Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. But I’m not sure they’ll accept.

Oh wow.

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 06:04:01 -0400

Sleeping Boyfriend: SNIIIIIIIIIIIICKERDOODALAS!

Me: What, Baby?

Sleeping Boyfriend: Verticus. Manalus. Mumblelus….it’s…mumble mumble mumble.

Maybe he’s greek now?

"I thought it was the flygoids"

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 08:52:57 -0400

“I thought it was the flygoids”

- Sleeping Boyfriend

I wonder if he's always this chatty before 7am

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 06:45:57 -0400

Sleeping Boyfriend: Nobodies…

Me: Nobody’s what?

Sleeping Boyfriend: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. NICE TRY.

Me: ….

Sleeping Boyfriend: No but really…mumble mumble mumble.

Me: what?

Sleeping Boyfriend: Mumble mumble MUMBLE mumble mumble. ::giggles:: ::snores::

Me: Right.

Missed Opportunity

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 01:39:43 -0400

I’ve never been super sad about the lack of a video camera on my phone…until this morning. At 9am Sleeping Boyfriend did an interpretive dance (mostly arm movements, as it’s hard to dance lying down) and followed it with a very elaborate story in complete gibberish. Not a single real word was used, but whatever he was talking about was VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Next phone. Next phone will have a video camera.

Zombie Love

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:49:37 -0400

Sleeping Boyfriend: I understand.

Me: understand what?

Sleeping Boyfriend: mumble mumble mumble

Me: Baby. Understand what?

Sleeping Boyfriend: I’m going to eat you.

Me: WHAT??

Sleeping Boyfriend: I’m going to eat you!!

::snooooore::

Work work work

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 08:28:09 -0400

Mungo boyfriend: (stands up in front of dresser looking around)
Me: what are you looking for
Mungo boyfriend: the copy extensions
Me: naturally

Something's under there

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 08:26:41 -0400

(pawing at the blanket)
Me: what are you doing?
Mungo boyfriend: there’s something under there!
Me: you mean my hand? (wiggles hand under blanket)

Real time

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:00:08 -0400

Mungo boyfriend: how much was that thing again?
Me: what thing?
Mungo boyfriend: the trees! How much were they?

Should I be concerned?

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 01:53:04 -0400

Mungo boyfriend: I just found out the reason for the bed.
Me: what’s the reason
Mungo boyfriend: It’s pointy enough
Me: pointy enough for what?
Mungo boyfriend: For you

So I decided I'd try it again. Sleeping Boyfriend wasn't having it.

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 20:45:33 -0400

Me: Come on, Baby. Now is the time for all good monkeys to wake up.

Sleeping boyfriend: No. All monkeys have good lawyers.

::snooooore::

Almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 20:40:38 -0400

Me: I love you.

Sleeping Boyfriend: …

Me: Hey! I said I love you!

Sleeping Boyfriend: What? Sorry. I love you too. You know that. It still counts if I don’t say it. I’m just trying to see how this pans out.

Me: See how WHAT pans out??

Adrian: Tortillas. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. (sing song voice)

Good Job, Buddy!

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:01:26 -0400

Sleeping Boyfriend (Sounding very pleased with himself): I’m right!

Me: Right about what?

Sleeping Boyfriend: Hot sauce!!