Mungo boyfriend: (laughing while sleeping)
Me: what’s so funny over there?
Mungo boyfriend: Heh, sass. You gotta problem with that?
Mungo boyfriend: Send your fax on the go
Me: what fax?
Mungo boyfriend: your fancy underwear app.
Mungo boyfriend: woah, did you just lay down in the no fly zone?
Mungo Boyfriend: mmmm tour meddling good
Mungo boyfriend: OH MY GOD IM SO SLEEPY… Mumble mumble… Is there even enough wind?
Mungo boyfriend: shhh, I’ve gotta steer this boat.
Heard from mungo that I was talking in my sleep…
Me: kill them! Kill them aaaaaalllllll!!!
Sleeping Boyfriend: They’re very upset.
Me: Who’s very upset.
Sleeping Boyfriend: The quesadillas.
Me: The quesadillas?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. You yelled at them and now they’re upset.
Me: Oh no! I’m sorry! Will you tell them I apologize?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. But I’m not sure they’ll accept.
Sleeping Boyfriend: SNIIIIIIIIIIIICKERDOODALAS!
Me: What, Baby?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Verticus. Manalus. Mumblelus….it’s…mumble mumble mumble.
Maybe he’s greek now?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Nobodies…
Me: Nobody’s what?
Sleeping Boyfriend: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. NICE TRY.
Sleeping Boyfriend: No but really…mumble mumble mumble.
Sleeping Boyfriend: Mumble mumble MUMBLE mumble mumble. ::giggles:: ::snores::
I’ve never been super sad about the lack of a video camera on my phone…until this morning. At 9am Sleeping Boyfriend did an interpretive dance (mostly arm movements, as it’s hard to dance lying down) and followed it with a very elaborate story in complete gibberish. Not a single real word was used, but whatever he was talking about was VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Next phone. Next phone will have a video camera.
Sleeping Boyfriend: I understand.
Me: understand what?
Sleeping Boyfriend: mumble mumble mumble
Me: Baby. Understand what?
Sleeping Boyfriend: I’m going to eat you.
Sleeping Boyfriend: I’m going to eat you!!
Mungo boyfriend: (stands up in front of dresser looking around)
Me: what are you looking for
Mungo boyfriend: the copy extensions
(pawing at the blanket)
Me: what are you doing?
Mungo boyfriend: there’s something under there!
Me: you mean my hand? (wiggles hand under blanket)
Mungo boyfriend: how much was that thing again?
Me: what thing?
Mungo boyfriend: the trees! How much were they?
Mungo boyfriend: I just found out the reason for the bed.
Me: what’s the reason
Mungo boyfriend: It’s pointy enough
Me: pointy enough for what?
Mungo boyfriend: For you
Me: Come on, Baby. Now is the time for all good monkeys to wake up.
Sleeping boyfriend: No. All monkeys have good lawyers.
Me: I love you.
Sleeping Boyfriend: …
Me: Hey! I said I love you!
Sleeping Boyfriend: What? Sorry. I love you too. You know that. It still counts if I don’t say it. I’m just trying to see how this pans out.
Me: See how WHAT pans out??
Adrian: Tortillas. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. (sing song voice)
Sleeping Boyfriend (Sounding very pleased with himself): I’m right!
Me: Right about what?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Hot sauce!!