Mungo boyfriend: (laughing while sleeping)
Me: what’s so funny over there?
Mungo boyfriend: Heh, sass. You gotta problem with that?
Mungo boyfriend: Send your fax on the go
Me: what fax?
Mungo boyfriend: your fancy underwear app.
Mungo boyfriend: OH MY GOD IM SO SLEEPY… Mumble mumble… Is there even enough wind?
Mungo boyfriend: shhh, I’ve gotta steer this boat.
Heard from mungo that I was talking in my sleep…
Me: kill them! Kill them aaaaaalllllll!!!
Sleeping Boyfriend: They’re very upset.
Me: Who’s very upset.
Sleeping Boyfriend: The quesadillas.
Me: The quesadillas?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. You yelled at them and now they’re upset.
Me: Oh no! I’m sorry! Will you tell them I apologize?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. But I’m not sure they’ll accept.
Sleeping Boyfriend: SNIIIIIIIIIIIICKERDOODALAS!
Me: What, Baby?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Verticus. Manalus. Mumblelus….it’s…mumble mumble mumble.
Maybe he’s greek now?