Hi
I guess I’m not in on the joke
Mungo boyfriend: (laughing while sleeping)
Me: what’s so funny over there?
Mungo boyfriend: Heh, sass. You gotta problem with that?
For when you have no time
Mungo boyfriend: Send your fax on the go
Me: what fax?
Mungo boyfriend: your fancy underwear app.
We’re on a boat!
Mungo boyfriend: OH MY GOD IM SO SLEEPY… Mumble mumble… Is there even enough wind?
Me: what?
Mungo boyfriend: shhh, I’ve gotta steer this boat.
He’s not the only one
Heard from mungo that I was talking in my sleep…
Me: kill them! Kill them aaaaaalllllll!!!
I’m Sorry!
Sleeping Boyfriend: They’re very upset.
Me: Who’s very upset.
Sleeping Boyfriend: The quesadillas.
Me: The quesadillas?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. You yelled at them and now they’re upset.
Me: Oh no! I’m sorry! Will you tell them I apologize?
Sleeping Boyfriend: Yes. But I’m not sure they’ll accept.
